Breath-taking voluptuousness

Bob watched a movie last night. In it, there was a rather attractive woman with what Bob thought were very nice breasts. One shot showed a close up of the woman, displaying her body from about the tits up. She was wearing an outfit that revealed just about all of her breasts above the nipple line. So in effect, about all that was viewable was this actress's face and her boobs. That in and of itself is pretty much unremarkable, but she was breathing very heavily. Her mostly bare breasts were moving up and down, accenting their breath-taking voluptuosness.

It was not a very long clip at all, so I could not berate Bob for having watched it. He didn't masturbate whilst thinking about it, so no foul there. All in all, I think Bob handled that difficult situation rather admirably!

Failing horribly at looking pretty

There is a freshman girl in Bob’s 8th hour class who is rather skinny and tall. It is obvious from the way she dresses that she tries very hard to be pretty. She fails horribly. The problem: her face. She possibly has one of the ugliest faces that Bob has ever seen (including Fishy Face). Her teeth are very messed up and her nose is he-uge! Her chin is very narrow, and her cheeks are like puff-tastic. Her eyes don’t fit her face at all.

Basically, whenever Bob looks at her, his eyes hurt. I have made sure that Bob did not vocalize his thoughts. If Ugly Face would hear what he really thought of her, that would not be good (even though Bob really doesn’t know her that well). Still, I’m sure she wouldn’t want to hear it.

A large erection while going commando

Bob has a rather large erection right now. He is sitting in his bed, chilling out. He’s wearing sweat pants, and of course he isn’t wearing any underwear, so his penis is making a big ole bulge.

Oh wait, it just got bigger. Hmm, what triggered that? Oh, he was just thinking about Rosaline.

That bulge is starting to annoy him. He really wants to get rid of it. Time for me to throw some anti-stroking-off thoughts at him.

Fucking bitch

Bob's idiotic little brother is being a fucking bitch right now. Bob cannot wait to go to college.

Sharing a bed above Bob's head

I have many interesting occurrences to relate to you from Bob's trip to visit Patricia, and I'm not sure where to begin. Patricia's parents, and whole family, really liked Bob. And for good reason, because Bob is generally a great guy (thanks in large part to my influence). There are only a couple of issues that he struggles with, but generally, a great guy.

I was slightly surprised, and very pleased, that her parents have strict rules about "mixed crowds" (i.e. guys and girls) being in the house when there are no adults around. Bob thought it was good too, because even though he thinks about having sex all the time, he is very determined to save it until he gets married.

Interesting occurrences from the trip... Patricia's older sister, Alea, and her husband had just returned from their honeymoon, and had stopped over at Alea and Patricia's parents house to spend the night. This opened the door wide open to a whole host of uncomfortable circumstances for Bob. Maybe I'll make a whole miniseries of them: "Awkward experience with Alea and hubby of the day." No, that title is way too long.

Regardless, awkward circumstance #1:
Patricia's dad said to Patricia's mom: "I was thinking that Bob would have company on the futon, but I guess we can't stop them from sharing a bed anymore!" and Bob was just like "ew," because that's what you do when anyone older than you talks about having sex, even if they are only a couple years older.

Then later, Alea's hubby told Bob about how he used to sleep on the futon all the time. Bob felt like he, and Patricia's dad, were implying that he was going to end up with Patricia like Alea's hubby ended up with Alea. Which made him very uncomfortable, because he had decided that that was not his intention.

It turned out that the bed that the parents couldn't stop them from sharing was directly above Bob's head. One more point in the awkwardness category.

Bob returns from visiting Patricia

Bob has returned from visiting Patricia, and boy was it an interesting trip! I currently don't have time to fill you in on all the detail, but just believe me: it was a fun, and yet eye-opening experience!

Bob to make a daring attempt at extended interaction with an attractive female

Tomorrow Bob is going to do something very brave. He is going to visit a girl that he knows who lives in a different town, and he is going to hang out with her for the better part of a day, and spend the night (it's her parents house, so don't worry: no sex). He has done this before, but there have always been more people there. This time it will just be the two of them. Bob doesn't know if he will be able to handle it just being one-on-one. He will have to be the life of the party, if it is, in fact, a party - which it's not. Anyhow, he's nervous, and for good reason!

He was going to go with his best friend, Ed, but Ed can't make it. Bob doesn't want to wait around forever for Ed, so he just decided to go. The main reasons he's going, even without Ed's support, are:
1. Bob is moving out of state for college, so he wants to see this girl (Patricia) at least one last time. This may be the last time he ever sees her, but I think they'll run into each other somewhere along the line.
2. Even though Bob made up his mind that he wasn't going to get entangled with a girl before he moves out of state for college, he did decide that he needs more girl conversation/interaction type experience.
3. Bob decided that life sucks if you always play on the safe side and never take risks, so he just decided to go for it.

I applaud Bob for making this daring move! I can't wait to see how this turns out!

Physically tired from Bob jacking off

It is getting late, and Bob is very tired. He had a really long, busy weekend. I had a rough weekend too. Consciences rarily get physically tired as they do not have physical bodies, yet I feel physically tired. He honestly has been so mean to me the past couple of days! I think he has jacked off each of the past 2 or 3 nights and I’m expending my last ounces of energy to stop him from doing it again tonight. The battle against masturbation will never end!