So Bob thought that what Steve was up to was just normal. Well, it turns out that it isn't entirely. Today, Steve was researching Masturbation on Wikipedia, the Frenular Delta(look at that disgusting picture!), specific forms of masturbation, and the Vulva(which he could understand).
Now, Bob understands researching female anatomy, he did that too. But researching the Frenular Delta and specific forms of masturbation? Bob never ever looked up some other guy's penis on the internet! And masturbation, unfortunately, came very natural to him. He didn't need to research it to know how to do it. Believe me, he's a natural.
But Bob (and I) are beginning to think that Steve has problems.
Monday, December 31, 2007
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Amanda Beard
Last night Bob was looking through the history on his Dad's computers, to see if his brother or Dad where up to any questionable stuff. He's done this before, and does it quite regularly, and on other peoples' computers, but he has never found anything out of the ordinary on either his mom's or dad's computers, but last night was different. He found a plethora of Google links for a surfer someone named "Amanda Beard." He checked it out, and lo and behold, it was a hot looking chick in a bikini! Along with that, were links to Amazon.com listings for bikinis, which of course featured girls modeling the swimsuits in question.
Bob thought to himself, "Wow, it took Steve a long time to understand the ways of the world! Either that, or he just got careless." Bob first started looking at pictures of women on the internet at age 10 or 11. But thanks to my good work, it has been very, very intermittant. He only does on rare occasions now, and it has never lead to porn.
Bob thought about alerting his father to the fact that Steve was looking up this stuff, but then that might get around to the question of how he knew, why he was looking at the history, and if he ever looked up pictures of chicks in bikinis on the internet (to which the answer was yes.) So Bob decided to just let it lie. Plus, Steve was starting out sort of like Bob did, by looking up pictures on Amazon. Bob started on Ebay.
Bob thought to himself, "Wow, it took Steve a long time to understand the ways of the world! Either that, or he just got careless." Bob first started looking at pictures of women on the internet at age 10 or 11. But thanks to my good work, it has been very, very intermittant. He only does on rare occasions now, and it has never lead to porn.
Bob thought about alerting his father to the fact that Steve was looking up this stuff, but then that might get around to the question of how he knew, why he was looking at the history, and if he ever looked up pictures of chicks in bikinis on the internet (to which the answer was yes.) So Bob decided to just let it lie. Plus, Steve was starting out sort of like Bob did, by looking up pictures on Amazon. Bob started on Ebay.
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