Boobs

Boobs turn Bob on... greatly.

Another top result

Bob's Conscience is the top result for "tanned breasts exposed." Now, if it was the top result for just "breasts," then maybe we'd have something.

Daddy Long Legs

The mother fucking idiot didn't know that a Daddy long legs is a spider... and after he was shown that it really was, he kept trying to make excuses as to why he didn't think it was. Here's the reason you son of a bitch: YOU'RE A MOTHER FUCKING RETARD!

The System

FUCK THE SYSTEM!

Mother Fucking Idiot

The mother fucking idiot has been at it again... just cocking off like he's ejaculating shit out of his nostrils... the idiocracy makes Bob want to vomit! Stupid mother FUCKER! BOB HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE BEAT THEIR MEAT OFF ABOUT STUFF THE DON'T KNOW! STUPID CUNT FACED MALE!

YOUR MOM HAS WEBCAM AND SHE IS AN OBESE COW!

Interesting Search

Bob's Conscience just received a search hit that reads "How to insert panis in vulva." Really, I didn't think it was all that complicated. Seriously now!!

2nd top result

Bob's Conscience is the top result for "unties bra on girl." Now, I'm not entirely sure what sort of person would search for that... but someone did... and found Bob's Conscience. Nice.

Exchanging the truth for a lie (and a fantasy of stroking lips)

Bob had a fantasy last night, in which he fantasized about having sex with his future wife (which all of his fantasies more or less entail). He thought about her stripping off her clothes as he lent his assistance, caressing her ass and fingering her lips (and not the ones on her face). He did a great many other things to her in his imagination as they got undressed. And then they got into bed (as they do in most, but not all, of his little masturbation fantasies),and he fucked her in his mind like a man fucks a woman.

Fantasies along this line have happened before, but what really disturbs me is how Bob trades the truth for a lie. Before he had this little fantasy, he knew that he was going to feel guilty and alone once he was through. Bob knew this, and yet refused to follow what he knew to be true for a short, quick lustful fantasy of a woman who was entirely made-up in his head. Sure, it felt good to him to contemplate what a woman’s naked breasts are hard nipples would feel like pressed against his bare, hair-covered chest…. but in the end, it is all so much fake, foolish wrongness. Bob willfully traded what he knew was good and wholesome for a cheap nothingness that in the end betrayed him. It makes me sad. I do what I can to help, but in the end it is never enough.

A sexing mood (insert penis into vagina)

Bob is in one of those moods right now. One of those moods, where he just wishes he could just pick up a girl on the corner and have sex with her. Of course, he has decided that he will not ever have sex before he gets married (I’ve told him that it would create lots of problems).

Anyhow, Bob just wants to have sex. He wants to lie with a beautiful woman and caress her luscious breasts, run his hand along her tight ass, and to finally experience the sensation of inserting his penis into a woman’s vagina.

Bob is in a sexing mood.

Top Result

Bob's conscience is the first result for the Google search "unties babe's top bra." Nice.

Fuck.

That's all.

Abreviations

Bob really doesn’t like the mother fucking know it all, mfkia for short. Bob thinks that he is more of a mother fucking idiot than anything. He decided that that’s short, so that’s how he’s going to refer to him in his head. The mfi. Not AFI, mfi.

Bob has just been really pissed off at the mfi because, well, he is a mother fucking idiot, after all.