Fucking bitch

Bob's idiotic little brother is being a fucking bitch right now. Bob cannot wait to go to college.

Sharing a bed above Bob's head

I have many interesting occurrences to relate to you from Bob's trip to visit Patricia, and I'm not sure where to begin. Patricia's parents, and whole family, really liked Bob. And for good reason, because Bob is generally a great guy (thanks in large part to my influence). There are only a couple of issues that he struggles with, but generally, a great guy.

I was slightly surprised, and very pleased, that her parents have strict rules about "mixed crowds" (i.e. guys and girls) being in the house when there are no adults around. Bob thought it was good too, because even though he thinks about having sex all the time, he is very determined to save it until he gets married.

Interesting occurrences from the trip... Patricia's older sister, Alea, and her husband had just returned from their honeymoon, and had stopped over at Alea and Patricia's parents house to spend the night. This opened the door wide open to a whole host of uncomfortable circumstances for Bob. Maybe I'll make a whole miniseries of them: "Awkward experience with Alea and hubby of the day." No, that title is way too long.

Regardless, awkward circumstance #1:
Patricia's dad said to Patricia's mom: "I was thinking that Bob would have company on the futon, but I guess we can't stop them from sharing a bed anymore!" and Bob was just like "ew," because that's what you do when anyone older than you talks about having sex, even if they are only a couple years older.

Then later, Alea's hubby told Bob about how he used to sleep on the futon all the time. Bob felt like he, and Patricia's dad, were implying that he was going to end up with Patricia like Alea's hubby ended up with Alea. Which made him very uncomfortable, because he had decided that that was not his intention.

It turned out that the bed that the parents couldn't stop them from sharing was directly above Bob's head. One more point in the awkwardness category.

Bob returns from visiting Patricia

Bob has returned from visiting Patricia, and boy was it an interesting trip! I currently don't have time to fill you in on all the detail, but just believe me: it was a fun, and yet eye-opening experience!

Bob to make a daring attempt at extended interaction with an attractive female

Tomorrow Bob is going to do something very brave. He is going to visit a girl that he knows who lives in a different town, and he is going to hang out with her for the better part of a day, and spend the night (it's her parents house, so don't worry: no sex). He has done this before, but there have always been more people there. This time it will just be the two of them. Bob doesn't know if he will be able to handle it just being one-on-one. He will have to be the life of the party, if it is, in fact, a party - which it's not. Anyhow, he's nervous, and for good reason!

He was going to go with his best friend, Ed, but Ed can't make it. Bob doesn't want to wait around forever for Ed, so he just decided to go. The main reasons he's going, even without Ed's support, are:
1. Bob is moving out of state for college, so he wants to see this girl (Patricia) at least one last time. This may be the last time he ever sees her, but I think they'll run into each other somewhere along the line.
2. Even though Bob made up his mind that he wasn't going to get entangled with a girl before he moves out of state for college, he did decide that he needs more girl conversation/interaction type experience.
3. Bob decided that life sucks if you always play on the safe side and never take risks, so he just decided to go for it.

I applaud Bob for making this daring move! I can't wait to see how this turns out!

Physically tired from Bob jacking off

It is getting late, and Bob is very tired. He had a really long, busy weekend. I had a rough weekend too. Consciences rarily get physically tired as they do not have physical bodies, yet I feel physically tired. He honestly has been so mean to me the past couple of days! I think he has jacked off each of the past 2 or 3 nights and I’m expending my last ounces of energy to stop him from doing it again tonight. The battle against masturbation will never end!

Freckly Fishy Face

Bob had to give one of his sister’s friends a ride. Bob thinks that she is very ugly, and looks like a fish. She has a very flat face, with a short, flat nose. Her eyes are large, and she appears very glassy eyed, almost just like fishy eyes. Her complexion is very pale, and she has some freckles that look like scales. I made sure that Bob was nice to her, but he calls her Fishy Face in his head. She is rather stupid, too (again, like a fish).

Untied bras lie loosely on tanned breasts

The next day Bob returned again to Paradise City Beach. Much to my dismay, as the day went on there were even more babes to keep his eyes on. In Bob's opinion, the first chicks that showed up were way better than mediocre. During break they were sunbathing directly in front of the picnic table where he was sitting, and I don't think he lifted his gaze from them, unless it was to appear as if he wasn't looking at them. But in the time that he was, he just feasted his eyes on her (the girl that was closest to him) luscious form and beautiful, beautiful boobs. For a while she was suntanning with the upper cord of her bra piece untied, so the flaps protecting her breasts from prying eyes were just lying there loosely. Oh, was Bob's mind running wild! Those perfect bags of fat and skin! His penis was hard as a rock! Occasionally she would sit up to check on the children that she was babysitting, and she had to hold her swimsuit to her breasts to keep from revealing herself. Did Bob find that arousing!

One time both of the women sat up (the one closest to him tied her string, while Bob's penis said "Sex me!"), and went to play with the kids that they were watching. After a short time, the came back to lie down, but they switched positions so that the other babe was in front of Bob. She also untied her top string so that her bra piece was just lying loosely on her naked breasts. This one's form wasn't as perfect, but her breasts were larger, and the bra piece was lying more haphazardly. Bob just glued his eyes to her boob, and hoped against hope that a little wind would kick up, or that she would get distracted (just that something would happen) and that the swimsuit would flip down and reveal her nipple for him to admire. At that point I just lost it! That is absolutely not acceptable! But at that point also, Bob didn't care anymore.

Eventually their lunch break ended, and they had to get back to work. More and more girls arrived throughout the day, including Helga, Maurice, Flirtastic, and other girls from that same town, some of whom Bob was 100% positive were checking him out.

But the most significant occurrence that needs to be related is one which happened several times, and really got Bob aroused. But one such instance happened right in front of him while he was taking break. Two girls arrived at the beach wearing bikinis under their shirts and short shorts or jean skirts. They stopped right in front of Bob, spread their towels out and, while facing him, proceeded to undress. The first girl pulled her shirt over her head, pausing just a second with her face covered and her breasts exposed for Bob to admire, and then she unbuttoned her shorts, slowly unzipped them, and pulled them off, exposing her lower piece. Bob thought that maybe she was trying to do a strip tease on purpose. Her companion was no better, and she was wearing a skirt. Skirts always turn Bob on, so he dick was straight as an arrow. After undressing right in front of him, they went and laid down, facing towards him with their heads positioned so as to give a perfect view of their breasts, compressed between their bodies and the ground. Bob just sat there awhile (against my cautioning) just admiring their cleavage. It was almost as if they intended for him to be watching them. Bob thought that maybe they noticed how sexy of a guy he was, and they were turning him on on purpose. Well either way, they succeeded.