Bob slacks off at work.

Bob had hoped to get a little time to work on his english essay at work tonight, but alas, he had a lot of work to do. It is odd though: the times that Bob is most inspired to write, are the times when he shouldn't be writing: when he's on the clock at work.

Now don't get me wrong, Bob is an excellent worker! The only time he ever writes at work is when he has all of his tasks completed. Except for this one task, this task that never is done and never really needs to get done. All it is is busywork. Uselessness. An exercise in futility. Yet he is supposed to do it. So I tell him to... just not very loudly. In a louder voice, I tell him not to get caught writing.