Desiring to see the rest of the goods that go along with that sexy ass

There are advertisements on isohunt that always catch Bob's eye. They usually feature a very attractive part of a very attractive woman, along with the text: "Want to see the rest?" Bob, of course, really wants to see the rest.

The latest one really made him want to click on the link. It featured the lower half of a woman, viewed from the back. The part of her upper torso that is viewable is covered by a t-shirt. On the bottom she is wearing a skimpy thong. This thong is so skimpy that is only visible at her waist. So in effect, it looked for all the world like a completely naked ass. Bob decided that, whoever the model was, that she had one of the sexiest asses he had ever seen. Bob then started to wonder what Rosaline would look like wearing her thong without any pants on.

As you can imagine, I did not like this line of thought one bit, but I didn't have to do anything about it. Bob decided that he really wanted to see the rest of that beautiful woman, so he clicked on the link. It led him to a registration page for a dating website. The let down was so great that he has pretty much ignored the beautiful ass since then.

Click to see the beautiful ass

Mother Fucking Know it All

Bob has this stupid mother fucker that he rooms with at school, and he is a total mother fucking know it all! Someone was bitching about how some wireless network wasn't working, and the mother fucking know it all was like "It never works at night." It never works at night Bob's ass! So Bob was like "It just needs to be powercycled (while thinking: you stupid mother fucker). It now works. It doesn't work well, but it works. Bob assumes that the reason the network isn't working well is because of all the traffic on it at the moment. Stupid ass mother fucking know it all.

Good Luck Chuck

Bob is thinking that he really wants to see this movie:





Ah, the beautiful Jessica Alba!