Mother Fucking Know it All

Bob has this stupid mother fucker that he rooms with at school, and he is a total mother fucking know it all! Someone was bitching about how some wireless network wasn't working, and the mother fucking know it all was like "It never works at night." It never works at night Bob's ass! So Bob was like "It just needs to be powercycled (while thinking: you stupid mother fucker). It now works. It doesn't work well, but it works. Bob assumes that the reason the network isn't working well is because of all the traffic on it at the moment. Stupid ass mother fucking know it all.