Age of Empires II takes a back seat

Age of Empires II has taken a back seat in Bob's life to his new passtime: running around in circles. For some reason, Bob has decided that endlessly running around a field counter-clockwise is a lot of fun. Therefore, I have not had the opportunity to write much lately.

Holding Hands with Cindy

I'm sorry for the long period of time between posts. Bob hasn't been playing Age of Empires II enough over the past 2 weeks.

Anyhow, Bob hung out with Cindy last night. It was pretty informal though, because they were with a whole bunch of friends. Bob really had a lot of fun, and it looked like Cindy did too. They ended up holding hands for a while, but in a very we're-not-romantic-right-now way. I just hope Bob isn't leading her on. He meant for it to just be a fun time hanging out with friends. I'm hoping Cindy doesn't think it was something more.

About Valentine's Day

It was valentine’s day the other day. The girl that Bob took on a date bought Bob a Crush soda. At the highschool that Bob attends, the student council sells Crush soda that you can order and have delivered to your Crush, anonymous or otherwise. They come in three flavors: Grape, signifying friendship; Orange, signifying a Crush; and Strawberry, signifying love. Bob got a strawberry one.

I thought Bob had had a chat with Cindy already! Orange or Grape would have been more appropriate, but Strawberry... I hope Bob talks to her tonight about it. I think he’ll be able to get up the guts... he sometimes has trouble starting serious conversations, especially if the other person is a female.

Bob takes a girl on a date because she makes his penis stand up

A couple of weeks ago, Bob took a girl on a date. They went to go see a movie. She was nice, and he liked her. He still likes her. The only problems are that she acts really immature at times, and Bob is moving away to college soon. I think the main reason that Bob asked her (I’ll call her Cindy to give the pronouns a rest) out on a date is because whenever he gets really close to Cindy, his penis becomes erected. I suppose almost any girl would make Bob’s body do that. Anyhow, he must not have been thinking too clearly.

Eventually, he ended up telling Cindy that they couldn’t get very serious because he would be going off to college soon. I think that was a good call on Bob’s part.

Bob actually wins an Age of Empires II game!

Bob has finally won a game of Age of Empires II! He had been getting destroyed up to this point. His victory may have something to do with the fact that he accidentally turned the difficulty down, and that he made even teams mandatory. Usually the computer players would all gang up on him, so it would be Bob VS. 5 computer players (or something of that nature). Now he has finally found victory! Hopefully now that he knows he can actually win, he’ll keep on playing. I’m starting to enjoy this blogging thing.

Little Ms. Slutty Pants wears more clothes.

Bob saw little Ms. Slutty Pants in school again today. There was a substantially greater amount of cloth on her bosom.

"I like your boobs."

Bob was walking down the hall in school today, and there was a girl that he knows kind of well walking the other way towards him. She’s a pretty nice girl, but she is kinda slutty.

He had a sudden impulse to tell her that he liked her shirt, but he refrained from doing so. If he had said it, what he really would have meant was “I like your boobs.” The shirt she was wearing displayed her boobs so that they could be admired by all. In Bob’s opinion, the shirt was doing a very good job.

Bob didn’t look long, his eyes just kind of saw her breasts and glanced away. He actually did a pretty good job of not staring at them as he walked down the hall. Still, they were hard to miss.