Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Bob takes a girl on a date because she makes his penis stand up

A couple of weeks ago, Bob took a girl on a date. They went to go see a movie. She was nice, and he liked her. He still likes her. The only problems are that she acts really immature at times, and Bob is moving away to college soon. I think the main reason that Bob asked her (I’ll call her Cindy to give the pronouns a rest) out on a date is because whenever he gets really close to Cindy, his penis becomes erected. I suppose almost any girl would make Bob’s body do that. Anyhow, he must not have been thinking too clearly.

Eventually, he ended up telling Cindy that they couldn’t get very serious because he would be going off to college soon. I think that was a good call on Bob’s part.

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