Miranda and Dip Shit

Bob has been thinking about Miranda a lot lately. He saw her today, and exchanged a couple of words with her. He also talked to Ed, and asked him if Miranda was still going out with the person she was going out with. I have decided to call him Dip Shit, because Bob really thinks he isn't right for Miranda. Ed told Bob that it was Miranda and Dip Shit's one year of consecutive dating anniversary pretty soon. Why did he have to say consecutive? Miranda and Dip Shit have been going out on and off for about the past 5 years or so, Miranda usually switching from Dip Shit to another guy and back to Dip Shit. If she finds good enough reasons to leave him, why does she keep coming back? Bob doesn't know. But he was thinking about telling her how he truly feels about her... until Ed told him that she has been getting along with Dip Shit pretty well. Bob really really thinks Miranda needs to wise up and drop Dip Shit like a load of shit.